Some of us weren’t born with thin and svelte physiques. Everyone has their own insecurities about their bodies, but having a little extra junk in your trunk isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous quotes about being chubby.
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.George R. R. Martin
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It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!Garth Brooks
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The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.Dolly Parton
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Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.Mignon McLaughlin
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Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.Mindy Kaling
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Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.Jesse Ventura
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To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course a job comes down to how you look.Katie Hopkins
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.Susan Powter
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Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love.Jim Croce
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You can be fat and still be sexy. It all depends on how you feel about yourself.Elizabeth Taylor
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Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.Gloria Steinem
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Fat is merely stored energy. It is a physical state, nothing more and nothing less. It implies zero about your value as a person in this world.Jillian Michaels
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Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.Anthony Horowitz
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.Kingsley Amis
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The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.Luciano Pavarotti
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When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you.Hilary Mantel
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A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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To lose confidence in one's body is to lose confidence in oneself.Simone De Beauvoir
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We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.Gwyneth Paltrow
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Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.Jackie Gleason
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If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.Kevin Smith
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If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.Stone Cold Steve Austin
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The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.Jack Lalanne
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A diet that is high in fat, sugar and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently.Tamra Davis
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Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.Mimi Pond
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A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin.Benny Bellamacina
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He who makes fun of a short and fat man's weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.St. Jerome
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Fat people who want to reduce should take their exercise on an empty stomach and sit down to their food out of breath. Thin people who want to get fat should do exactly the opposite and never take exercise on an empty stomach.Hippocrates
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Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.Susie Orbach
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Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.David Perlmutter
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Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors are believed to be responsible for the acceleration of pubertal timing by obesity.Joel Fuhrman
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Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.Josh Peck
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Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.Heidi
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Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.Giada De Laurentiis
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Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.Joy Behar
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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.Roseanne Barr
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No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.Katharine Fullerton Gerould
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I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.Rodney Dangerfield
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Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.James D. Watson
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If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man.Nigerian Proverb
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.Jackie Gleason
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Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.Cyril Connolly
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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.Jesse Ventura
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The only thing that anyone can diagnose, with any certainty, by looking at a fat person, is their own level of stereotype and prejudice toward fat people.Marilyn Wann
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Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?Jo Brand
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There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.Peg Bracken
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Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.Jim Rohn
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.Roseanne Barr
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A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.Norman Reilly Raine
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Embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, "I'm curvy, and I'm proud of it now".Kim Kardashian
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If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!Valerie Bertinelli
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To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.Marilyn Monroe
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With his chubby face and his grumpy expression, he looked like a Buddha who'd achieved enlightenment and wasn't thrilled about it.Rick Riordan