Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old cookies quotes, cookies sayings, and cookies proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
What good is having all of the cookies when you can't eat anymore?Anthony T. Hincks
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Cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite sized and personal.Sandra Lee
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Barbara Johnson
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One of the best things in life- warm chocolate chip cookies.Anonymous
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Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.Sandra Lee
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Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.Yao Ming
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People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.Suze Orman
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The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.Michael Korda
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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.Anonymous
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.Barbara Jordan
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If you can't change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?Pat Murphy
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In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.Salman Rushdie
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Cookies are happy, because that is their job. Making those you know, and don't know happy. They tell people you care.Brent M. Jones
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Cookies are made of butter and love.Anonymous
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Whatever their true beginnings, fortune cookies are one of the few contemporary manifestations of 'wisdom writing,' the ancient forerunner of the aphorism.James Geary
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I was dramatically shaped by my aunts and grandmother because they convinced me there was always a cookie available.Newt Gingrich
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I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies but you can't buy love.Raquel Welch
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Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.Diane Arbus
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Grandmothers can always be counted on to produce sweets, cookies, and candies that seem to taste nicer from her than from anyone else.Elizabeth Faye
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I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. But what I decided was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life.Hillary Rodham Clinton
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My mother has taught me many lessons: Nothing is as it appears. There are no calories in a broken cookie. When in doubt, throw it out. A stuffed animal is easier to care for than a baby. You can never own too many pairs of shoes...Never trust anyone with a secret— except your mother.Irene Zahava
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I was excited to be hosting one lovely, late spring day and planned everything to a tee— lemon bars with lime icing, mini cupcakes with icing that looked like lace, and my favorite black and white cookies; chocolate on one side and vanilla on the other.Becca Anderson
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It is funny how I knew those cookies were going to save the night, I guess I just didn't know whose.Becca Anderson
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How could they be mad at me when they are being served stunningly beautiful cookies on napkins that reminded them they are fabulous?Becca Anderson
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They're the cookies we smelled as kids, the ones we first learned to make as teenagers and the ones we may have burned in college when we learned that combining baking and drinking presents certain challenges.Rebecca Firth
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Opening the door upon arriving home from school to the heavenly aroma of freshly baked cookies leaves an indelible print in one's mind.Jean Pare
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Ice box cookies that are made one day and baked the next are always enjoyed. Drop cookies such as Hermits and Chocolate Nuggets are great for lunch and snack.Jean Pare
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When company's coming— any age or any size of crowd— be ready for the onslaught with a full cookie jar.Jean Pare
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The general definition of cookie— 'a small flat or slightly raised cake' — is an inadequate and even misleading, given the fact that America's favorite dessert has assumed so many incarnations, so many sizes, and shapes and flavors.Martha Stewart
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We all love to have them in our bags all the time so with a bag of coffee, it is like a treat to yourself.Ted Alling
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You so not have to depend on any junk food if you have these cookies in your bag all the time. They are light to consume and you will be able to control your unnecessary hungerTed Alling
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There's nothing more reassuring to kids than a plate of their favorite chocolate chip, oatmeal, or peanut butter cookies.Lauren Chattman
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While many cookies aspire to play supporting roles— a buttery sable alongside panna cotta or a crispr tuile with ice cream— a sandwich cookie offers a complete experience..Mindy Segal
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Cookies are known around the world as biscuits, keks, teacakes and biscotti, and everyone has a favorite.Jean Pare
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No matter how bad your day is, when you start talking about cookies or cakes or pies, or you bring someone cookies, there's just not bad news. The worst news is, 'Hey, there's sugar in that.'Christina Tosi
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Today, me will live in the moment, unless it is unpleasant. In which case me will eat a cookie.Cookie Monster
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I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.Bobby Flay
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My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood.Curtis Stone
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Just be willing to pay the price. If you know you want to eat more cake or more cookies, be willing to work out a little bit more.Hersche Walker
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Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.Yiddish Proverb
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The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.Michael Korda
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I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.Dylan Lauren
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People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American.Jennifer Lee
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Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second.Dana Goodyear