Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old cow quotes, cow sayings, and cow proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.Abbie Hoffman
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Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.Nikki Giovanni
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The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.John McNulty
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Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.Josh Billings
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If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like horses.Xenophanes
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Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.Mahatma Gandhi
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The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.George Herbert
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A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.Oliver Gaspirtz
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Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.Mahatma Gandhi
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You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.Tom Robbins
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The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.Mason Cooley
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Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery.Mason Cooley
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.Hank Aaron
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.Ogden Nash
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We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.Joel Salatin
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Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. Thomas de Quincey
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A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.Samuel Johnson
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A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.John Harvey Kellogg
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To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.Shunryu Suzuki
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Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics.Gena Rowlands
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?Steven Wright
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Cow protection is the gift of Hinduism to the world.Mahatma Gandhi
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The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.Mahatma Gandhi
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Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.Mahatma Gandhi