Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny best friend quotes, funny best friend sayings, and funny best friend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
The road to a friend's house is never long.Danish Proverb
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It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.Charles Lamb
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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.Edwin Arlington Robinson
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The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.Mark Twain
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.Arnold H. Glasgow
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Friends are like melons. Shall I tell you why? To find one good, you must a hundred try.Claude Mermet
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.Groucho Marx
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.Linda Grayson
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.C.S. Lewis
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You can't make a circle of friends with a compass.Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter
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I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.Virginia Woolf
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.Bernard Meltzer
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A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happen to be going downArnold H. Glasow
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.Aaron Machado
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.Wilson Mizner