Funny Customer Service Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny customer service quotes, funny customer service sayings, and funny customer service proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing ever did! Susan Ward
If you're not serving the customer, your job is to be serving someone who is. Jan Carlzon
Be dramatically willing to focus on the customer at all costs, even at the cost of obsoleting your own stuff. Scott D. Cook
Thank your customer for complaining and mean it. Most will never bother to complain. They'll just walk away. Marilyn Suttle
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3." Randy Glasbergen
There's a place in the world for any business that takes care of its customers-after the sale. Harvey Mackay
A smile is a curve that sets things straight. Phyllis Diller
The single most important thing is to make people happy. If you are making people happy, as a side effect, they will be happy to open up their wallets and pay you. Derek Sivers
Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care. Theodore Roosevelt
Customer service is not a department, it's everyone's job.  Ken Blanchard
Your satisfaction is our top priority. So if you could try to act really satisfied, that would be a big help. Randy Glasbergen
There's no such thing as ‘hard sell' and ‘soft sell.' There's only ‘smart sell' and ‘stupid sell.' Leo Burnett
One customer well taken care of could be more valuable than $10,000 worth of advertising. Jim Rohn
If we can keep our competitors focused on us while we stay focused on the customer, ultimately we'll turn out all right. Jeff Bezos
Spend a lot of time talking to customers face to face. You'd be amazed how many companies don't listen to their customers. Ross Perot
Swallowing your pride occasionally will never give you indigestion. unknown
Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside. Chip Bell
Although your customers won't love you if you give bad service, your competitors will. Kate Zabriskie
A satisfied customer — we should have him stuffed! John Cleese
You know your business model is broken when you're suing your customers. Paul Graham
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job. Malcolm Forbes
The only thing worse than training employees and losing them is not training them and keeping them. Zig Ziglar
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. Ernest Hemingway
Customers who are merely satisfied remain your customers only as long as everything goes their way. Chip Bell
Customer: A person who indirectly pays for all your vacations, hobbies, and golf games and gives you the opportunity to better yourself. unknown
Customers are like teeth. If you don't take care of them they go away one by one until there are none. Jerry Flanagan
It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages. Henry Ford
Deep down, we believe that the problem put simply, is THEM. They, of course, believe WE are the problem. unknown
A brand not responding on Twitter is like hanging up the phone on customers. With millions watching. Dave Kerpen
Good customer service costs less than bad customer service. Sally Gronow
The nature of any human being, certainly anyone on Wall Street, is 'the better deal you give the customer, the worse deal it is for you'. Bernard Madoff
There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else. Sam Walton
Unless you have 100% customer satisfaction, you must improve. Horst Schulze
Sales without Customer Service is like stuffing money into a pocket full of holes. David Tooman
Right or wrong, the customer is always right. Marshall Field
One of the top ways CSRs can deal with stress is through humor. Exposing yourself to humor and determining the nature of your own sense of humor is the initial step in using this approach to cope with stress. When you laugh, it helps reduce muscle tension, release anger, deal with the unexpected, and increase your sense of overall joy. Pattie Gibson
Do you talk funny throughout the rest of your talk? This helps you to engage as many of the customers as you can on a personal level. If you look like you're enjoying it and you look happy, chances are other people will start to as well. David Nihill
An immediate attention-grabbing start with a strong laugh as he rapidly humanized your work. A great example of starting strong. David Nihill
Getting a quick laugh can be a great way to lighten the mood. Move forward from there with an anecdote or a personal story. This should establish affinity. It should tell them who you are, what your passion is, and why they should have your passion, too. David Nihill
It should be relevant and engaging and have the key elements of a good story as outlined in Comedy Habit. Start with a Story. The dopamine released with those early laughs will immediately put at ease, this will further drive engagement and break down barriers. David Nihill
Acknowledging the obvious is known in comedy as calling the room. It means vocalizing exactly what's going on in. David Nihill
Do you have an hour of funny Customer Service stories? or Could you make a Human Resource training film teaching people to get along better. Each time, I blurted out. Yes! Truthfully, I only had a vague notion of how to pull these things off, at the time. Ross Shafer
On his first day at the office, he showed up with a rubber chicken, just to make sure he always thought funny. Ross Shafer
There are a lot of funny people in my trade. So, I am acutely aware that if I don't give my customers more than what they expect, in my case laughs, they won't come back. And brother, I need them to come back. I need them to tell their friends and family I am funny. These laughers are my customer base. And I want them to be happy. Ross Shafer
A far-reaching exploration of the humour, wittiness and repartee dominant among the First Nations people of North America, as witnessed, experienced and created directly by themselves, and with the inclusion of outside but reputalbe sources necessarily familiar with the indigenous sense of humour as seen from an objective perspective. Drew Hayden Taylor
Being funny is hard work and not everyone is a natural. How to Be Funny is a witty guide that teaches readers precisely how to be funnier in everyday life. Jon Macks
Work at being funny, you will learn to use humor to, improve your public speaking, end an argument, avoid getting beaten yup, get a raise at work, make people think you're smart. You will see that being funny can make you more popular, enable you to pass the time in prison without being violated by large angry men. Jon Macks
Funny people get noticed at work. No, we're not talking about the idiot who photocopies his buttocks in the mailroom, or the moron who wastes valuable internet time forwarding non-original emails to everyone all day. Jon Macks
just see funny: Humor is an effective way to boost morale at work, connect with others on a ... People may laugh at that specific moment. 2002 · ‎Snippet view
One of the best ways to deal with stress in your life is through humor. Humor in the workplace can lead to more productive workers, which enhances profitability. Surrounding yourself with humor that you enjoy and determining the nature of Pattie Odgers