Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny goodbye quotes, funny goodbye sayings, and funny goodbye proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.Bill Murray
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It’s sad, but sometimes moving on with the rest of your life, starts with goodbye.Carrie Underwood
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They must often change, who would be constant in happiness and wisdom.Confucius
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So long, and thanks for all the fish!Douglas Adams
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Don't cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.Dr. Seuss
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.Elbert Hubbard
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.Hedy Lamarr
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Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance, they make the latitudes and longitudes.Henry David Thoreau
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Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.J.D. Salinger
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Goodbyes, they often come in waves.Jarod Kintz
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It is so hard to leave until you leave and then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.John Green
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Margaret Mead
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Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.Oscar Wilde
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If you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.Paulo Coelho
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.Robin Williams
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Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.Semisonic
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I'll see you in another life. When we are both cats.Tom Cruise
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Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.Tryon Edwards
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Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you've had, what you've lost, and what you've taken for granted.unknown
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True friends don't say goodbye, I told myself. They just take extended leaves of absences from each other.unknown
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Don't listen to your inner fatty, she’s an evil bitch.unknown
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I wear black when I workout. It’s like a funeral for my fat.unknown
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It's been a pleasure and a privilege to meeting you.unknown
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We’ll meet again, Don't know where, don’t know when, But I know we'll meet again, Some sunny day.Vera Lynn
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Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.William Shakespeare
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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".Richard Simmons
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.Helen Rowland
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It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.Anonymous
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Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran awayAnonymous
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.Anonymous