Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old laundry quotes, laundry sayings, and laundry proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.Burt Reynolds
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Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.Barry Sanders
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Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?Elayne Boosler
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Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears.Karl Kraus
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.Zach Galifianakis
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The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry. It just gets dirtier.Frank Serpico
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The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry.Kathleen Norris
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The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds.Jarod Kintz
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Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry, Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam And clear dances done in the sight of heaven. Richard Wilbur
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Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.Gioachino Rossini
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Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colour.Anonymous
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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.Jerry Seinfeld
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Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.Barbara Dale
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Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music.Gioacchino Rossini
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The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.Joseph Smith, Jr.
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No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I'm starting to think its self-breeding.Anonymous
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Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.W Somerset Maugham
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No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.Patty Duke
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Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.Sally Forth
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.Dr. Laurence J. Peter
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?Anonymous
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The nearest one came to a tumble dryer was if the laundry basket was dropped on the way to the washing-line and then the whole lot went tumbling down the drive.Ann Patras
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A good time here is going to Rite Aid. A big Sunday is doing your laundry.Whit Lesure