Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old mechanic quotes, mechanic sayings, and mechanic proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
I think all auto mechanics go to the same school— Shaft U.Robert Orben
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It is about your having genuine acceptance, even though you are a college professor, of your son's decision to become an auto mechanic—no ifs, ands, or buts.Josh Bartok
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Writing, Madam, is a mechanic part of wit. A gentleman should never go beyond a song or a billet.George Etherege
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When you are having a bad time, examine the badness, observe it mindfully, study the phenomenon and learn the mechanics.Bhante Henepola Gunaratana
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God determines how fast you're going to run; I can help you with the mechanics.Bill Bowerman
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For me, running is a lifestyle and an art. I'm more interested in the magic of it than the mechanics.Lorraine
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Did you hear about the automobile mechanic who bought a hospital and he's making a fortune? If you bring in your wife for an operation, they give you a loaner.Robert Orben
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It isn't easy being an automobile mechanic. Let's face, it how would you like to stand in the middle of a garage knowing that every car that comes through that door is defective?Robert Orben
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Let's face it, to you it may be your motor that's knocking. To a mechanic, it's opportunity.Robert Orben
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Actually, they don't call them mechanics anymore. Automotive Diagnosticians! They've got the white gown; the three buttons on the shoulder; 'Don't touch me— I'm sterile!'Robert Orben
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These fellas have so much authority; so much poise; so much dignity— it makes you almost proud to have their fingerprints on your seat covers!Robert Orben
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Mechanics is the paradise of the mathematical sciences because by means of it, one comes to the fruits of mathematics.Leonardo da Vinci
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It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet may have lightened the days toil of any human being.John Stuart Mill
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A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an architect.Walter Scott
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You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics.Robert Kiyosaki
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With my own home, I feel like I'm the mechanic who drives a crappy car. I never have time to work on my own home.Jonathan Scott
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You missed it when you pay more attention to the damaged car in the mechanic shop than the sick human being in the hospital.Israelmore Ayivor
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A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Everytime he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else.Joseph H. Greene
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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.Spanish Proverb
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Mechanic slaves with greasy aprons, rules, and hammers.William Shakespeare
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The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.Confucius
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.Carrie Snow
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Within every desire is the mechanics of its fulfillment.Deepak Chopra