Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old peanut butter quotes, peanut butter sayings, and peanut butter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Man cannot live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter.Bill Cosby
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Without peanut butter, I might starve.Judy Blume
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While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves.Cathleen Falsani
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You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.Kate Dicamillo
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.Barry Goldwater
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Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.Janet Evanovich
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Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.Florence Fabricant
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Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.Jase Robertson
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Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.Diana Vreeland
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Man can not live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.James A. Garfield
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charles M. Schulz
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.Bill Watterson
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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.Dick Van Dyke
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Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself!Marsha Jordan
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To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!Greg Louganis
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Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.Jozy Altidore
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You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.J. B. Smoove