Peanut Butter Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old peanut butter quotes, peanut butter sayings, and peanut butter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Man cannot live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter. Bill Cosby
Without peanut butter, I might starve. Judy Blume
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves. Cathleen Falsani
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. Kate Dicamillo
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. Barry Goldwater
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. Janet Evanovich
Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. Florence Fabricant
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. Jase Robertson
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity. Diana Vreeland
Man can not live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. James A. Garfield
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charles M. Schulz
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. Dick Van Dyke
Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself! Marsha Jordan
To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions! Greg Louganis
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. Jozy Altidore
You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity. J. B. Smoove