Porsche Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old porsche quotes, porsche sayings, and porsche proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Porsche....there is no substitute Ferdinand Porsche
Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris - they are things of beauty. Rod Stewart
A Porsche will always look like a Porsche. My grandfather took these shapes from nature, so the head lamps of the 911 maybe look a little like the eyes of a frog, but it comes from nature, and the best shapes are from nature, so why change? Ferdinand Alexander Porsche
I'm starting to think about things that I want to do, things that are fun. One of them is driving a car like a Porsche. I've driven a lot of cars - sedans, trucks and big family vehicles all year long. But there's nothing like a four-wheel-drive Porsche. Kevin O'Leary
I do enjoy wearing Japanese and Italian clothing. I also enjoy my blue jeans or tennis shorts and running shoes. I like driving a Porsche because it is an elegant machine and it is a very beautiful experience to drive it. It's magnificently made. Frederick Lenz
I'll be okay. I'm gonna calm down and go downstairs and I'm gonna take a nice, leisurely drive in my Porsche. Mitchell Kapner
Taking away my Porsche! Making me get a job! Steve Franks
No offense, Clark, but I don't think you could outrun my Porsche. Alfred Gough
You understand this isn't a Porsche, right? This is a quantum-drive engine that makes a thousand trillion calculations every millisecond. Seth MacFarlane
Used to have two cars, traded them in. Now we're down to one. Good economic sense, although the new car's a Porsche, for her Greg Daniels
Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway, where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like everything else when you own a Porsche. Mark Leveson
Every time I put out something new I get an endorsement / I'm trying to go to the lot, buy his and hers new Porsche's / Marry her for one year then I'm gonna get divorced quick Bryan Williams
I went from old school Chevys to drop top Porsches / You couldn't walk a mile off in my air forces / And you ain't did what I did / Where you from, you gotta get how you live Demetrius Stewart
I heard it's money on my head, can't let them take my life / I keep a Glock up in the Porsche 'cause I ain't living right Nick Simmons
All I want to do is ride around shining while I can afford it / Plenty ice on my neck so I don't get nauseous / Float around in the greatest of Porsche's / Feel like a chuck wagon 'cause I'm on twelve horses Gene Elliot Jr Thornton
Me on the horse, we ran out of the place (the place) / Then we took my Porsche back to my place / Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche / Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Dylan Brady
I remember picking watermelons / Now the Porsche cost me a quarter million! / If I die tonight I know I'm coming back nigga / Reincarnated: big black fat nigga! Roshun Walker
Is it just a deception tactic, the way it stands so firmly on its broad wheels and tires? If so, it's a fascinating one - a Porsche specially elegantly interpreted on yet another fine new model. It seems to say: I'm perfect, want me! Jutta Deiss
Porsche was capable of some very high speeds for such a small engine car. Brian Long
Porsche creates different kinds of cars for different kinds of car racing. Simon Mulligan
If people can't tell the difference between a Porsche and a Buick they won't see why the're paying more for the Porsche. Alante' Adams
Don't go into the middle where everyone else is be that Porsche. Know that your brand is destined for greatness and people will hope that can rub off on them also. Alante' Adams
An Oldsmobile can't compete with a Porsche. A luxury brand gives the customer high quality service. Alante' Adams
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game. Douglas Adams
There are a lot of impractical things about owning a Porsche. But they're all offset by the driving experience. It really is unique. Lamborghinis and Ferraris come close. And they are more powerful, but they don't handle like a Porsche. Kevin O'Leary
A car should not only be functional, but should also have a beautiful appearance. Ferry Porsche
You may always modify a Porsche, but its character and inimitable quality must be maintained. Ferry Porsche
To sit on a ranch horse that's been broken in, it's like getting in a Porsche. Sam Shepard
Design must be functional and functionality must be translated into visual aesthetics, without any reliance on gimmicks that have to be explained. Ferdinand Porsche
The perfect racing car crosses the finish line first and subsequently falls into its component parts. Ferdinand Porsche