Puppy Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old puppy quotes, puppy sayings, and puppy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity. Dorothy L. Sayers
Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity. Ian Dunbar
Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked. Kim Harrison
Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles M. Schulz
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. Gene Hill
I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine. Tucker Carlson
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. Sara Paretsky
If you want to be friendly with puppies and everyone else because they're so cute, you better be nice to your owners. Katie Pavlich
Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff. Julie Klam
The biggest dog has been a pup. Joaquin Miller
Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life. Richard Allan Palm
Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way. Cesar Millan
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. Agnes Repplier
If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it. Norman Rockwell
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Bernard Williams
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles M. Schulz
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. Albert Payson Terhune
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother -- and they'll settle for a puppy every time. Winston Pendleton
Every puppy should have a boy. Erma Bombeck
Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face. Joan Bauer
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. Bern Williams
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. Josh Billings
Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better. Lucky Blue Smith
Puppies are God’s idea of a perfect workout program. Stephen King
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Angus Young
Having an animal that you fix, knowing that you saved its life or you saved a pet - Like on a dog, these little kids will come, and their dog is just ready to die, and you do something, and they leave happy. The kids are happy, and the little puppy is licking your hand. Those are kind of neat feelings. Ted Yoho
A puppy is the ultimate distraction. Philip Rosenthal
Of all the things I miss from my veterinary clinic puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! Dr. Tom Cat
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. Kate Jackson
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful creature to love, you can get a puppy. Barbara Walters