Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old tan quotes, tan sayings, and tan proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.Chuck Palahniuk
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In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.Olivia Wilde
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Just don't fall into a tanning bed. These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions should be. Spending time in a tanning bed will only earn you the appearance and intellect of an inbred baked potato.
Don't be a baked potato.Matthew Inman
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One must maintain a little bit of summer even in the middle of winter.Henry David Thoreau
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if you can't tone it, tan it.Anonymous
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Great tans don't happen by chance, they happen by appointment.Anonymous
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Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan.Mandy Hale
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Even though we all know the facts, it's hard to resist the lure of a tan.Jane Krakowski
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When you have a natural genetic tan developed over centuries and many generations, the idea of soaking up rays by the pool has never made sense.Abraham Verghese
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Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange. Laura Linney
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Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return.Spencer Antle
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A tan is the best accessory for any outfit!Kourtney Kardashian
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When you're tan, you feel better about yourself.Nicole Polizzi
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There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand.Gabrielle Union
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The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan.Whitey Ford
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People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.Nicole Polizzi
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It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do.David Cook