Toothache Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old toothache quotes, toothache sayings, and toothache proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Music helps not the toothache. George Herbert
When you have a toothache, you think that not having a toothache will make you very happy. But when you don't have a toothache, often you are still not happy. If you practice awareness, you suddenly become very rich, very very happy. Nhat Hanh
Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession. Benjamin Franklin
For there was never yet philosopher, That could endure the tooth-ache patiently. Leonato
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. Richard Baxter
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. George Bernard Shaw
Toothaches afflict those who have no compassion for animals. Nachman of Breslov
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. Richard Baxter
A toothache will cost a battle, a drizzle cancel an insurrection. Vladimir Nabokov
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. George Bernard Shaw
If only this toothache would go away, I could write another chapter on the problem of pain. C. S. Lewis
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. Mae West
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache. Henry Bulwer
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. George Bernard Shaw
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. Ogden Nash
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. Mason Cooley
You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
A toothache, or a violent passion, is not necessarily diminished by our knowledge of its causes, its character, its importance or insignificance. T. S. Eliot
Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. Joseph Barbera
I think, therefore I am' is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches. Milan Kundera