Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old rabbit quotes, rabbit sayings, and rabbit proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
I do not know why one should not hunt two hares even in the literal sense.Anton Chekhov
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This is a fierce bad rabbit look at his savage whiskers, and his claws and his turned up tail.Beatrix Potter
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Don't fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you.Bobby Knight
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A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.Carl Sandburg
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There isn't a thing to eat down there in the rabbit hole of your bitterness except your own desperate heart.Cheryl Strayed
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If you chase two rabbits, you catch none.Confucius
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A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.Don Van Vliet
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A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.Edith Sitwell
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You ain't nothing but hound dog, crying all the time. You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.Elvis Presley
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If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans.Emil Zatopek
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Thou wilt go now, rabbit. But I go with thee. As long as there is one of us there is both of us.Ernest Hemingway
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From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse.Fyodor Dostoevsky
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For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.George Allen
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You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.Harvey Diamond
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The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit.Isaac Asimov
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I hear a sudden cry of pain! There is a rabbit in a snare.James Stephens
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Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.Karen Marie Moning
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Psychoanalysis, a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.Karl Kraus
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Alice How long is forever? White Rabbit Sometimes, just one second.Lewis Carroll
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up.Mitch Hedberg
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The truth is a rabbit in a bramble patch. All you can do is circle around and say it's somewhere in there.Pete Seeger
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As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.Peter S. Beagle
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If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?Richard Jeni
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How can you put on a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?Rod Serling
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.Steven Wright