Rabbit Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old rabbit quotes, rabbit sayings, and rabbit proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I do not know why one should not hunt two hares even in the literal sense. Anton Chekhov
This is a fierce bad rabbit look at his savage whiskers, and his claws and his turned up tail. Beatrix Potter
Don't fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you. Bobby Knight
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. Carl Sandburg
There isn't a thing to eat down there in the rabbit hole of your bitterness except your own desperate heart. Cheryl Strayed
If you chase two rabbits, you catch none. Confucius
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond. Don Van Vliet
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. Edith Sitwell
You ain't nothing but hound dog, crying all the time. You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine. Elvis Presley
If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans. Emil Zatopek
Thou wilt go now, rabbit. But I go with thee. As long as there is one of us there is both of us. Ernest Hemingway
From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse. Fyodor Dostoevsky
For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit. George Allen
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Harvey Diamond
The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit. Isaac Asimov
I hear a sudden cry of pain! There is a rabbit in a snare. James Stephens
Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them. Karen Marie Moning
Psychoanalysis, a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there. Karl Kraus
Alice How long is forever? White Rabbit Sometimes, just one second. Lewis Carroll
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up. Mitch Hedberg
The truth is a rabbit in a bramble patch. All you can do is circle around and say it's somewhere in there. Pete Seeger
As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Peter S. Beagle
If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? Richard Jeni
How can you put on a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? Rod Serling
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Wright