Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old single man quotes, single man sayings, and single man proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, / I would be married to a single life.Richard Crashaw
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Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they'd be married, too.H.L. Mencken
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We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.Orson Welles
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A single man was created in the world, to teach that if any man caused a single soul to perish from Israel, Scripture imputes it to him as though he had caused a whole world to perish; and if any man saves alive a single soul from Israel Scripture imputes it to him as though he had saved alive a whole world.The Talmud
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The man who voluntarily lives as a Bachelor deprives himself of one great end of his being, Social happiness.Abigail Adams
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Most old bachelors...become nearly useless.Abigail Adams
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A man who prefers to ball without the chain.Jennifer Rahel Conover
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He could have made many women happy by remaining a bachelor, and he could also have made one woman happy by remaining a bachelor!Jennifer Rahel Conover
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We bachelors laugh and show our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ache.George Herbert
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A man without a woman is like a ship without a sail.W.F. Oliver
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I've always held that a bachelor is a feller who never made the same mistake once.Gary Cooper
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Somehow, a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever!John Keats
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Have you ever noticed that the older you get, the younger are the girls you date?Billy Crystal
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Men will sleep with women they wouldn't date, and women will date men they wouldn't sleep with.Rebecca Christian
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I'm afraid of dating. When the guy shows up at the door, I give him my purse and beg him not to hurt me.Maria Bamford
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It's easier to get her to stay over.Garry Shandling
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.Susan Healy
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I dated a man for six months without realizing he was gay. I thought he was shy.Susan Richman
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At about age thirty, most women think about having children, while men think about dating them.Judy Carter
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Let's face it; a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not in many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of itJerry Seinfeld
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?Rita Rudner
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I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man.Sylvester Stallone
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But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.Hugh Grant
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Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.Michael Douglas
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.Johnny Carson
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I used to love stage above all, but that was when I was a single man. As I get older, the time commitment gets harder for theatre.Seamus Dever
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.Henny Youngman
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It doesn't take the most powerful nations on Earth to create the next global conflict. Just the will of a single man.Vladimir Makarov