Smoking Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old smoking quotes, smoking sayings, and smoking proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

It's always been my rule never to smoke when asleep and never to refrain when awake. Mark Twain
Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. It makes growing up genuinely worthwhile. Fran Lebowitz