Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old whiskey quotes, whiskey sayings, and whiskey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.Artie Lange
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It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.Robert Black
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Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.Jarod Kintz
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My favorite drink is a cocktail of carrot juice and whiskey. I am always drunk but I can see for miles.Roy 'Chubby' Brown
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He told me I had to have a whiskey every day to get better.Peter Cole
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Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky.Luke Bryan
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For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.Reginald Maudling
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The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad but whiskey!Mark Twain
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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.Mark Twain
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We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.Buffalo Bill
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Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.Compton Mackenzie
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I like my whisky old and my women young.Errol Flynn
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Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.Masataka Taketsuru
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.W. C. Fields
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.Winston Churchill
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When asked for his hangover cure, I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.Dean Martin
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Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.Mark Twain
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.Tommy Cooper
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There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.William Faulkner
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Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.Haruki Murakami
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Brown has an inordinate taste for whiskey.Sharon Rose
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The whiskey on your breath could make a small boy dizzy;But I hung on like death:Such waltzing was not easy.Theodore Roethke
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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.Irish Proverb
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I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain, it just gave the pain a life of its own, apart from mine.Haruki Murakami
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.W. C. Fields
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A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime it's not very scientific, but it helps.Alexander Fleming
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Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.Jerry Vale
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Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets. What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he whispers.Logan Pearsall Smith
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Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.Thomas Jefferson
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.Mark Twain